As mad as a Blatter.

Real test ahead for Liverpool.

It's been a weekend of slightly strange football results across the board. From Barcelona suffering their first home league defeat at the hands of La Liga's bottom club - Espanyol, to Reading losing for only the second time in the Championship at the Madejski stadium. Even Chelsea's 1-0 win at Villa Park was almost unexpected. However, the form of clubs elsewhere in Europe will have England's big guns looking forward with apprehension.

Internazionale won 2-1 at Bologna to keep themselves firmly in control of capturing a fourth successive Serie A title. Next up, of course, is the visit of Manchester United to the San Siro on Tuesday. A tough task has been made even tougher by United's problems at the back, and Sir Alex Ferguson's men will do well to come away with a draw. Chelsea's opponents, Juventus, kept up their pursuit of Inter with a win over Palermo, and a clean sheet is a must for the Blues at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday.

Roma have been struggling in Italy this season, and their away form hasn't been particularly impressive. However, they scraped a 1-0 win over Siena, and will take hope from the fact that Arsenal have only scored six times in the league at the Emirates since October. But looking at Wednesday's horizon with more fear than the rest should be Rafael Benitez.

Liverpool laboured to another under-par home draw on Sunday, struggling to a 1-1 draw with away-day points-dropping specialists, Manchester City. Meanwhile, the night before, Real Madrid dismantled Real Betis at the Bernabeu, Madrid leading 6-1 by half-time. A positive, if you can call it that, is that Real failed to score in the second half. Clutching at straws, yes, but if Liverpool are on the wrong end of a heavy defeat on Wednesday, Rafa may be clutching for more than straws, as Liverpool's season could well have crumbled by then.

Love to say "I told you so".

I'm not the bragging type, but my banker of the week was never in doubt. Whilst England should really have taken out the West Indies' tail-end, credit must go to the hosts, who fought and battled all the way to a brilliant draw. One wicket in hand, only a few overs remaining, and the light fading badly. It was England's to throw away, and they duly did so. Without a fully fit Flintoff, England's attack look short of options, and that will be a big worry if Freddie is still struggling when Australia arrive in the summer.

Andrew Strauss' declaration caused a bit of a stir among a few, but the fact is that the batsmen had done their job of guiding England to a lead of 500 plus, and the bowlers failed to play their part. England have two Tests left in the Caribbean, before the West Indies come to England for two more. With only one-dayers and Twenty20 action before the Ashes series, England must make these next four Tests count if they want to challenge a shaky Australian side.

Football's weak Blatter.

The 'golden goal', the 'silver goal', mandatory bookings for players who have the indecency to celebrate a goal by removing their shirt (even if they have a shirt underneath) or diving into the crowd, and even making the World Cup champions qualify for the next tournament. You would think it would stop there, wouldn't you? Think again, accepting that mistakes are part of the game and so red cards cannot be appealed, women footballers should wear tighter shorts, and half-time intervals should now be 20 minutes rather than 15.

So if I've completely baffled you, the common denominator here is Sepp Blatter. These are a number of examples of his changes and proposed changes to football, with the latest being an extension of the half-time break. Why, Sepp? Why? What use will this be? What are the advantages? I'm glad the FA look set to oppose this ridiculous tinkering of the game. I hope they make Mr. Blatter aware of the fact that football simply doesn't need this, and that perhaps he could look at the use of video technology, or at the confusing offside rule instead. Then again, Mr. Blatter thinks this will help TV stations sell more commercial space. Oh, why didn't you say, Sepp? We'd never have guessed it was all about the money.

First lady of football.

West Indies on the brink.

Ok, so my very first banker of the week may have been the biggest non-starter ever. but let me just say that it still may happen. Primarily, there is a supposed 40% chance of rain in Antigua tomorrow. That can mean it will rain for 40% of the day, or there is a 40% chance that one drop of rain will fall. Whilst I'm holding out for the former, I think it is safe to say the latter is more plausible.

Nonetheless, Ramnaresh Sarwan (who looked in pretty decent nick in the first innings - before throwing his wicket away) and Shivnarine Chanderpaul (who I predicted will fancy knuckling down in the first innings - before he was out for 1) seem to have got in. If those two can bat through to lunch and the Windies can survive until tea without losing more than 2 wickets, there might still be a chance (especially with a bit of rain) that the West Indies could scrape a draw. Highly unlikely, I know, but here's hoping you will all be proclaiming my first banker of the week, rather than replacing the 'b' in that phrase with a 'w'. For those of you still interested, latest odds on a draw are 11/4 with Coral.

EDIT: It now seems likely that Andrew Flintoff will be restricted to bowling a few overs today due to a hip injury, if he bowls at all. This may not have any impact on the outcome of this Test, but it does add a little extra pressure to Harmison, Broad and Swann. If Freddie is unable to bowl, it will significantly reduce England's pace attack, as it would to almost any in the world.

United extend lead.

If any of you are wondering, 'why the recent obsession with cricket?', don't worry, it's only been the main topic for a few days as I've been following that "banker". Back to the football, and Manchester United did what we all expected them to do and beat Fulham (with apparent ease) at Old Trafford tonight. While I still believe that the league is not won in February, it is starting to look a little ominous for the rest. I maintain that United haven't been outstanding going forward since their run of clean sheets started. However, they've been nicking goals when needed, and are displaying what they call 'the form of champions'.

It does remain to be seen, however, how they cope with the crowded fixture list coming up - the perils of remaining in four competitions. Chelsea were still in all four at this stage last season, and even their expensively assembled squad ran out of legs - just. On Saturday, Man United can go 8 points clear (9 if you include the superior goal difference) and then the pressure on the rest really starts to mount. It's not over yet, of course, but it will take some turnaround for someone else to beat United to the title.

EDIT: Interesting to see Sir Alex Ferguson rule Chelsea out of the running for the title. He is obviously just stating what most others think, and perhaps he's testing the water for mind games with Hiddink. But to declare it so openly is a bit of a risk (OK, a tiny risk). Ferguson also mentioned that he's be keeping a "wary eye" on Aston Villa, which is great credit for their season so far.

A game of two sexes.

Chauvinists, look away now - they've only gone and let a woman manage a football team! Donna Powell is said to be the first woman to manage a professional or semi-professional team, when she 'bought' the right to lead Fisher Athletic out to play Eastleigh. The Blue Square South game finished 2-1 to Eastleigh, which will have football purists rejoicing.

I'm not going to say if it is right or wrong, but if Match of the Day commentators are anything to go by, she wouldn't have been my first choice. One thing is certain though, Powell has mastered the art of the cliche; "I am no shrinking violet", "do not suffer fools lightly", "playing the game the right way" and "I will be playing ball to feet". Well, not many will be laughing, but is a funny old game.